• my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
• me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

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You know what else is more worse than slow internet? 

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O M G cuteness overload

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• 10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
• me: spills cereal on cat

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